Thoughts from the 2008 CRA Super Series Champion Scott Hantz

The following are excerpts from the remarks made by 2008 CRA Super Series Champion Scott Hantz at the CRA Banquet:

I want to set the record straight! There has been a lot of rumors on how I lost this weight. Well let me tell you Jenny Craig and I have become great friends. By the looks of some of you, you might want the 1-800 number.

Top Ten Reasons You Maybe A CRA Racer:

10. If you have ever complained about the price of racing as you sit in the back of you’re $100.000 totor home.

9. If you have ever missed your son’s or daughter’s sporting event so you could practice at a track you have raced all your life. – Jeff Lane

8. If you’ve ever checked the tires on your wife’s car and there are only a few cords showing, they are still good.

7. If you have ever bought oil at Wal-Mart for your wife’s car for 99 cents and then turned around and bought $10.00 a quart oil for your racecar and thought you got a good deal.

6. If you’ve ever practice and qualified for a race, then left for your son’s or daughter’s wedding only to return for the feature. – Rick Turner

5. If your wife has ever called you in for dinner at 6 and you showed up at 8 and wondered why your dinner isn’t on the table. And you thought to yourself, "I was only a few minutes late."

4. If you ever skipped your mortgage because you knew you would win the big race this weekend.

3. If you ever told your wife or girlfriend "not tonight honey" there’s a big race tomorrow.

2. If you used the Winchester 400 as your family vacation.

1. If your girlfriend has ever told you she is going to tattoo a number 72 on her ass so she can get as much attention as the race car. Then you may become a CRA Champion.